Michael Bester

The funniest thing I’ve heard all week: Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5K1RcKJVbHA (via @tferriss)

“Yes, I’m really very interested to read the 12 line confidentiality notice in your email signature”

• No one, ever.

RT @MikeBloomberg: This November, vote for a president who will lead on climate change: http://www.mikebloomberg.com/index.cfm?objectid=BD2B64EB-C29C-7CA2-F83198E3B4EF0938

ONE DAY I’LL LERN ME SOM GUD GRAMER

Somebody is blasting Rebel Yell in Derby Square right now. Didn’t all the Halloween revelers left Salem last night?

Current status: http://cl.ly/KUJ3

What do you mean? That can’t possibly be right… http://cl.ly/KU6u

What. http://cl.ly/KTpz

I never knew ‘woofy’ is a word, but according to Letterpress, it’s fair game.

Good times hanging out at @dribbble HQ tonight! Thanks to @simplebits and @frogandcode for hosting.

Hi, my name is Michael, and I have a new addiction. It is http://www.atebits.com/letterpress/.

Let’s play! I’m kimili in Game Center.

Incredible. This juggler—if you can call him that—evidently bends the laws of physics to his will. http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2012/10/astonishing-contact-juggling-by-akihiro-yanai-at-the-2012-japan-juggling-festival (via @Colossal)

Lets bring back horses and bayonets.

Yay Broadband WTF Verizon. http://cl.ly/KLdc

Starship Exodus http://instagr.am/p/RBHC5-CNzn/

Daughter (4): “Can I do anything when I grow up?” Me: “Pretty much, sweetie.” D: “Know what I want to do?” M: “No—what?” D: “Drink wine!”

Time’s up, Mitt.

Gangbangers.

Any local Wordpress savvy devs out there interested in porting a site from a custom CMS to WP, @ me—I’ve got a lead for you! /cc @bg_salem

Found myself nodding in agreement with this: Why We Should Take Fewer Pictures Of Our Children. http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/12/why-we-should-take-fewer-pictures-of-our-children/?src=rechp