Yesterday a drunk guy stumbled into our driveway, hid behind our car and demanded we call his wife. Called the cops instead. #salem #crazies

Off for a much needed vacation. See everybody back online in about a week.

Nuts. Trying to bang out a short timeline project using YUI is making me feel stupid and unproductive. Why can’t they fucking use jQuery?

var w = [“my cat”, “my shirt”, “this code”, “this song”];

function tooSexy() { for (var what in w) { log(what); } }();

songsincode

Having now sold my G5, I realize that this is the first time in well over a decade that I do not own a computer.

Wow - I had forgotten just how much Paypal’s 3+% cut can add up to when selling an expensive item on Ebay. #conveniencefee #highwayrobbery

Reformatting the G5’s hard drive for the winning bidder. I’ve backed everything up, but it’s still a bit harrowing to click “erase”.

I suspect I’m on the same Boston-bound train as @Pogue.

Just one hour left: http://is.gd/2cgna

On my way to see some folks I haven’t seen in quite a while.

Leaving NYC while I’m still able. Any longer here and I’ll melt into a puddle of sweat.

We’ve lost a true innovator in the Music world. R.I.P. Les Paul. http://bit.ly/N7WMi

I’ve decided to offload my Quad Core G5. It’s too much computer for what I need it for. Interested? http://is.gd/2cgna

I wonder if @marcamos views the source of every single site he visits.

Inbox Gold:

“Hi I was wondering I need help making my website I dont really undersand webdesign at all could youhelp????”

Just moments ago, I opened up Stevie Ray Vaughan’s Wikipedia page. Who do you think just started playing on my Pandora station?

Creepy, man

What’s the biggest Javascript file you’ve ever seen? I’m working with the Moby Dick of JS here—Four. Mega. Bytes.

What.

Big thanks to @kirbyt & family for coming over and being unwitting giunea pigs in my grilled pizza experiment.

Lunch al fresco in the North End. Food coma, here we come.

The Thing. http://www.flickr.com/photos/michaelbester/3774565695/