Michael Bester

First Michael Jackson, now Billy Mays? Man, where’s the justice in this world?

Holy crap – what the hell is that bright ball light in the sky??? And the sky is… blue?

I’m confused.

I suspect that Microsoft logic dictates that the majority of HTML emails are authored in Word. For shame. http://fixoutlook.org

Every time I take the kid and the dogs out for a walk, some bloody genius says to me:

“Ya got yer hands full!”

Every. Single. Time.

It had to bump into my lips – twice – before I looked down and realized there was a dead centipede floating in my water glass.

Took all of 5 minutes to sort through and process the “Purgatory” folder that’s been sitting on my desktop for 2 years. #procrastination

Went strawberry picking with the family today, saw Adam Sandler in the fields with his family.

Adobe Reader just told me it was saving 14.99MB of a 7.49MB document. #fuzzymath

Very cool multi-user touchwall demo built by my colleagues at Schematic: http://tr.im/oQ2r

RT @bokardo: so many lessons in this: http://bit.ly/Vym2L

Anyone have a favorite alarm clock? I’m looking for something stylish that doesn’t light up a room like Times Square.

Got a Five Guys burger for lunch today. Tasty, yes, but HOLY FUCK I CAN’T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I ATE SOMETHING THAT GREASY!

2-plus hours of discussing functional specifications with no end in sight yet.

Sleep? There is no sleep. There is only code.

This doesn’t really surprise me – the content creators/users ratio on Twitter conforms to Pareto’s Principle: http://tr.im/ntJe

Isn’t the idea behind new versions of software to improve on the older versions? Word 2008 begs to differ. #stableAs50FootTallStilts

I’m a proud daddy who knows all is well when I hear a nice healthy fart over the baby monitor.

Google Chrome pre-release builds for Mac available at http://tr.im/mG2C

My alarm clock (i.e. my 17 month old daughter) is waking me later every day. Used to be 7am. Last week, 8am. Today, 9am

Lazyweb - Anyone know of sites using layouts that shift components around depending on browser window size? http://uxmag.com is one. Others?